Welcome to Mummy's world...Daddy likes gadgets. Peter and Jane like starting fires, trying to kill each other and driving Mummy to drink, and Mummy just needs a break...It is Mummys 39th birthday. She is staring down the barrel at a future of people asking if she wants to come to their yoga class, and book clubs, where everyone is wearing statement scarves and they are all tiddly after a glass of Pinot Grigio. But Mummy does not want to go quietly...